She is te-hair-ible.
You guys, I am really sorry. I thought I had told you about The Ex's hair in the past. Apparently, I did not do that. She has nice hair. In fact, I would be quite envious of her hair if she didn't style it the way that she does. She's had the same "go to" style (if you can call what she does a "style") since before she and Husband got together. Husband's family will occasionally ask me if The Ex "still does her hair like that." Her hair is naturally curly, but then....I'm not sure what she does to it, exactly. The curliness is good, I think whatever she is doing there is okay. But oh my word...the worst part... She has bangs cut, straightens and curls them at angles that defy gravity, and then sprays them down with what is probably close to fourteen cans of hairspray. Honestly, I want to touch them just to see if they break off in my hand. Son was once mocking her by holding his hands at his fore...