"Waterfalling"
Last night, The Ex posted multiple Facebook statuses about how Ned had taken her "waterfalling" and uploaded a total of thirty-nine pictures of their excursion. Ned also uploaded an additional ten photos. Let's start with the first one: "[Ned] took me waterfalling! This is [Waterfall 1 name]. Beautiful" ( I didn't think "waterfalling" was an actual term but UrbanDictionary.com proved me wrong. ) Uploaded four pictures. Her friend commented, "So beautiful! Like you! Love and miss you! Glad your happy!!" ( This poor woman has no idea. ) The Ex replied, "Love you!!! Miss you even more. Thank you [friend's name], I am very happy!" ( For now. Once upon a time, you were "very happy" with Husband and "very happy" with Boyfriend. ) "[Waterfall 2 name], upper and lower falls. Had fun climbing to it" ( If you didn't have fun doing it, would you have posted it to Facebook? ) Uploaded six pic...