Every dog has its day.
Somehow, amidst all the insanity that The Ex causes in her life and attempts to cause in ours, I haven't blogged about some weird stories involving her and dogs. I brought up one story in the last blog post and decided this would make for some good fodder. I've written before about the dog that The Ex decided to get shortly after she moved in with Boyfriend. That dog had no training whatsoever and would constantly jump on people; the kids were always coming by us on the weekends with scratches on their arms, faces, and legs. The Ex once told me that the dog jumped on Boyfriend's sister while she was pregnant and hit her in the belly, so The Ex said she "threw the dog across the room." A few months later, The Ex decided they were getting rid of the dog because she couldn't "risk" the dog jumping on her while she was pregnant. We got our first dog in 2012; one month later, The Ex decided that she and Boyfriend were also getting a dog,...