It's All My Husband's Fault

  Even though The Ex lived in New City, she was going to put the kids in baseball in Hometown.  Tryouts were on a Saturday morning that happened to be on Husband's weekend.  The Ex originally said that she couldn't make it because tryouts were "too early."  When we got to Hometown, Husband learned that Son's tryout had gotten pushed from 9am to 10:30am.  Husband called The Ex to tell her the time was delayed and she could still come to see Son try out.  The Ex did not show up.  ( Fine, it was only a "tryout" so it wasn't really vital.  But don't make an excuse about it.  If you don't want to come, then don't come, but don't lie to your kid about you being a parent fail )   On Baby Girl's birthday, The Ex left Husband a voicemail:      “Hey [Husband], it’s me [The Ex]. I have  told  you before: I need another number to call you! ( No, you really don't )  ‘Cause you don’t answer your phone ( He doesn't wait...

  In late January, The Ex left Husband a voicemail:      “Hey [Husband], it’s me [The Ex]. Um, I’m jumping in the shower; I think it’s like, 4:20. And we’re gonna run to Wal-Mart. Um, I’d like to know when you’re gonna be home with the kids, I don’t know if we should wait for ‘em or...we’re only gettin’ a few things that we need for the week, so...if you can give me a call back here pretty quick, or...let me know what’s going on and when you think you’ll roughly be here, so...talk to you later. Bye.” ( Exchange time was 6pm, and had been 6pm since 2005 when they were divorced.  The Ex constantly called on our weekends, asking what time we would be there to drop off the kids.  I can't tell if she was just trying to be annoying or if she is really this stupid )   About a month later, The Ex left Husband a voicemail at 9:15am:      “Hey, this is [The Ex]. Um, I was calling ‘cause I was wondering if you wanted to kinda switch today,...