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I'm sorry, he said WHAT?

  Once again, I apologize for not blogging about this.  I really thought that I had but apparently not.   Daughter came back from The Ex's after Thanksgiving and she started talking about the holiday.  She said that everyone had come to Ned's house for Thanksgiving, so they had set up extra places for everyone to sit.  Daughter said she had been sitting on a rickety bench that was questionable to being with.  At some point, she went to stand up and the bench broke; Daughter said when the bench broke, she fell down and "hit her boob on the counter."  So not only was she embarrassed that she fell, but her chest hurt also.  Daughter told us that Ned thought this was the perfect opportunity to make "joke" that went something like, "Way to go and break the bench, fatass."   ........Daughter is not fat.  Daughter is not chubby.  Daughter is not big-boned.  Daughter doesn't carry around a few extra pounds.  Daughter...