I got your message after I got your message
She is either completely stupid or completely insane.
Husband got a text message yesterday at 11:24am:
"Hi [Husband]. (Why does she have to write this in a text message that was sent to HIS phone? Who the hell else is receiving this text message that she has to clarify that she's speaking to Husband?) I'm at work right now (Husband was at work too. Nobody cares.) and my phone isn't working. (How many times has this been now?) I would like addresses to both [City] for [Daughter] game (Not Daughter's game.) tomorrow night and to [Other City] for [Sons] game on Saturday morning. (You're missing the apostrophe, and wrestlers don't have "games.") Please text me them. (Why? So you can later claim that you didn't receive the text until 6 hours after it was sent and then file for contempt against Husband again, just like you did for the kids' baseball two years ago?) You can send them on 2 houses but just in case I can't receive them , I would also like you to text it. (So Husband has to send her the addresses because she can't call either of the kids' schools herself. Not only that, but he has to send it by the method she prefers. He can send it the way that he prefers, but she still wants it her way as well.)"
Husband logs into 2houses that evening and sends The Ex a message. He gives her the time of Daughter's game, and also the name and address of the school. He says that Son decided against being in wrestling and he will remove the events from calendar. He says that he sent her a message last Wednesday and another one on Monday; The Ex read both messages and did not reply to them. He gave her an updated balance for the variable expenses and asked a second time for her to provide her insurance information for the kids. This message was sent at 5:31pm.
At 6:38pm, Husband received a new message on 2houses. Not a reply to his message that he sent at 5:31pm. No, this was an entirely new message:
"I sent you a text earlier today. (No one is disputing that you sent a text message.)
At my work I couldn't use my data on my phone to send this message. (Okay, so your phone WAS working but you had your data turned off. Gotcha.) Like I have asked, could you please tell me the address where [Daughter] will be playing tomorrow? The address and name of the place please. (Thank you for asking for the address. And then asking for the address.) Also, (OMG. See?! She DOES know how to use a comma appropriately!!!) I need the address to where [Son] will be having his wrestling on Saturday. Could you please send the place and address for that also???" (Not that I have room to talk, but what's with the excessive punctuation here? Is she frustrated that she has to ask a question about her children? I'm not following.)
Husband replied at 6:45pm, said that he already sent this information at 5:31pm that night, and that 2houses was showing that she had viewed the message. (I wish I was kidding but alas, I am not. The Ex read Husband's message giving her the information she had requested, and then sent him a new message requesting the information that she already had been provided.)
At 7:14pm:
"I did get your message. But it was after I received your message. (Read all of that. Now read it again. Please comment if you understand it, because I sure as hell do not.) I had to turn my phone off for 10 minutes. (...um...okay?) I sent you your message as soon as I turned on my phone. (So wait...let's try to understand this. Husband messaged The Ex at 5:31pm. The Ex said she had her phone off for 10 minutes, and messaged Husband as soon as she turned her phone on; she messaged him at 6:38pm, which means she turned her phone off at 6:28pm. Explain to me what happened from 5:31pm-6:28pm that The Ex did not read Husband's message which provided her with the information she wanted.) Then I seen I had 7 new messages. ("Then I seen..." I loathe Redneck-ese. And by the way, why do we care how many new messages she has? What does that have to do with Son or Daughter?) One of them yours. (Omg, you guys. She had SEVEN new messages and only ONE of them was from Husband. She is so popular and important.) Sorry for that inconvenience." (My best guess is that The Ex was pretending to not have read the message so that she could turn around and claim that Husband was "not communicating with her." Of course, she is not smart enough to remember that 2houses marks the messages as read, which cannot be undone.)
Husband replied at 7:46pm asking when she would be providing her insurance information.
By 7:58pm, The Ex read Husband's question. As of 4:53pm today, we are still waiting for a reply and still waiting for insurance information. Quite honestly, I don't think she ever signed up and is going to try and blame her lack of coverage on Husband "not providing her" with Son's SSN or birth certificate.
Husband got a text message yesterday at 11:24am:
"Hi [Husband]. (Why does she have to write this in a text message that was sent to HIS phone? Who the hell else is receiving this text message that she has to clarify that she's speaking to Husband?) I'm at work right now (Husband was at work too. Nobody cares.) and my phone isn't working. (How many times has this been now?) I would like addresses to both [City] for [Daughter] game (Not Daughter's game.) tomorrow night and to [Other City] for [Sons] game on Saturday morning. (You're missing the apostrophe, and wrestlers don't have "games.") Please text me them. (Why? So you can later claim that you didn't receive the text until 6 hours after it was sent and then file for contempt against Husband again, just like you did for the kids' baseball two years ago?) You can send them on 2 houses but just in case I can't receive them , I would also like you to text it. (So Husband has to send her the addresses because she can't call either of the kids' schools herself. Not only that, but he has to send it by the method she prefers. He can send it the way that he prefers, but she still wants it her way as well.)"
Husband logs into 2houses that evening and sends The Ex a message. He gives her the time of Daughter's game, and also the name and address of the school. He says that Son decided against being in wrestling and he will remove the events from calendar. He says that he sent her a message last Wednesday and another one on Monday; The Ex read both messages and did not reply to them. He gave her an updated balance for the variable expenses and asked a second time for her to provide her insurance information for the kids. This message was sent at 5:31pm.
At 6:38pm, Husband received a new message on 2houses. Not a reply to his message that he sent at 5:31pm. No, this was an entirely new message:
"I sent you a text earlier today. (No one is disputing that you sent a text message.)
At my work I couldn't use my data on my phone to send this message. (Okay, so your phone WAS working but you had your data turned off. Gotcha.) Like I have asked, could you please tell me the address where [Daughter] will be playing tomorrow? The address and name of the place please. (Thank you for asking for the address. And then asking for the address.) Also, (OMG. See?! She DOES know how to use a comma appropriately!!!) I need the address to where [Son] will be having his wrestling on Saturday. Could you please send the place and address for that also???" (Not that I have room to talk, but what's with the excessive punctuation here? Is she frustrated that she has to ask a question about her children? I'm not following.)
Husband replied at 6:45pm, said that he already sent this information at 5:31pm that night, and that 2houses was showing that she had viewed the message. (I wish I was kidding but alas, I am not. The Ex read Husband's message giving her the information she had requested, and then sent him a new message requesting the information that she already had been provided.)
At 7:14pm:
"I did get your message. But it was after I received your message. (Read all of that. Now read it again. Please comment if you understand it, because I sure as hell do not.) I had to turn my phone off for 10 minutes. (...um...okay?) I sent you your message as soon as I turned on my phone. (So wait...let's try to understand this. Husband messaged The Ex at 5:31pm. The Ex said she had her phone off for 10 minutes, and messaged Husband as soon as she turned her phone on; she messaged him at 6:38pm, which means she turned her phone off at 6:28pm. Explain to me what happened from 5:31pm-6:28pm that The Ex did not read Husband's message which provided her with the information she wanted.) Then I seen I had 7 new messages. ("Then I seen..." I loathe Redneck-ese. And by the way, why do we care how many new messages she has? What does that have to do with Son or Daughter?) One of them yours. (Omg, you guys. She had SEVEN new messages and only ONE of them was from Husband. She is so popular and important.) Sorry for that inconvenience." (My best guess is that The Ex was pretending to not have read the message so that she could turn around and claim that Husband was "not communicating with her." Of course, she is not smart enough to remember that 2houses marks the messages as read, which cannot be undone.)
Husband replied at 7:46pm asking when she would be providing her insurance information.
By 7:58pm, The Ex read Husband's question. As of 4:53pm today, we are still waiting for a reply and still waiting for insurance information. Quite honestly, I don't think she ever signed up and is going to try and blame her lack of coverage on Husband "not providing her" with Son's SSN or birth certificate.
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