We've located the garage.
There's a picture circulating the Internet that reads, "She's crazy. And just when you think you've reached the bottom of her craziness, there's a crazy underground garage." I don't know if you guys have seen it or heard that saying before, but it is true. So very, very true.
Husband gets an email last Wednesday:
"[Husband]
(I'm not exaggerating, she put this many lines between the greeting and the actual message)
I have not received any emails from you in a long time. (Husband hadn't emailed her for one week. Interesting how she sends an email just to say she hasn't gotten any emails. She's not this efficient in any other aspect of her life, so when she emails just to "check in" I assume she's up to something.) Are you sure you are sending them to this email? (She brings this up because once earlier this year, Husband sent an email to her old address. ONCE.)
I received your Letter (Why is the word "letter" capitalized? Anyone?) yesterday in the mail regarding me not replying to your emails. (Um....Husband mailed that out on October 20th. The court got their copy of the letter in 2 days; The Ex is claiming it took over two weeks for the letter to arrive at her house. I don't know about you guys and your part of the country, but it doesn't take that long for mail delivery here. This isn't Zimbabwe; we don't give a letter to a small child and ask them to run it to her house; we don't use carrier pigeon. We put it in an envelope, drop it off at the post office and they send it to her. And it most certainly does not take two weeks.) You told me the other day you had sent me 3 emails in text. (What she meant was, "You told me by text message that you had sent me three emails." Also, Husband sent her that text message on October 23rd; she's just now addressing it.) I have not received any. (Here we go again...)
For sending you and [Son] (*As for sending) the same text that one time stating to please sign a form for school to allow [Son] to come home with me after his game is because you purposely didn't sign the form the weekend he played in [Other City name]. (Holy run-on sentence... By the way, Husband emailed her about this on October 7th. She's finally replying to it on November 5th. And yes, Husband did not sign a form because you never asked him to sign a form. Husband emailed you, you ignored him.) I only thought, (Why is there a comma here?) that if I sent it to you and him. (Why is this the end of the sentence?) He would remember to bring the form home for you to sign. (Okay, let's play along with this theory. If that was ONLY reason you were texting Son, then why didn't you just send Son a separate text that said, "Make sure you bring that form home for Dad to sign"? Additionally, the first time that you asked Husband to sign the release, there were not any issues. The second time, Husband asked if you wanted it signed; you ignored him and tried calling the coach at almost 4pm in the afternoon to say you wanted to take Son home with you after the game, which is not what Husband told you needed to be done two weeks prior.) He did say he told both you and [my name, spelled wrong] it had to be signed and you both said, "NO" (Well, we certainly didn't shout "NO" at Son. We told Son that his mother was not communicating and we were not going to complete or turn in any paperwork without her authorizing it.)
If there are any emails you have sent me in probably the last few weeks. (Again, this is a sentence fragment. The sentence should not have ended at this point.) Then please send them again. Again. (Again again? What? Also, this is just getting ludicrous. We're supposed to send everything to her twice because she's pretending not to get emails? Does she think that the court will actually side with her on this?) I have not received any for a long time.
[The Ex]"
Husband replied to this and said he had emailed The Ex eleven times in the last month (But supposedly she's not getting them, so we're supposed to resend eleven emails to make sure she got them...? Not happening.), that he hasn't gotten any error messages saying the emails weren't delivered, that he mailed the physical letter out on October 20th and doesn't understand how it took almost two and a half weeks to get to her. Husband also said that if The Ex was just trying to remind Son to bring the form home, there was not any reason to send it to Daughter (Also, can she explain why she texted Daughter and said that Husband "wouldn't do anything unless his life depended on it unless it was something for him"? Was that also to make sure that Son brought the form home? Oh, that's right - she's just putting the kids in the middle. Nice try, though.) Husband said Daughter wanted to be in [sport] this year, addressed an issue that Son's football coach had brought up, and asked The Ex to please figure out what was wrong and why she "wasn't receiving" his emails; Husband said if this continued to be a problem, they'd have to use Our Family Wizard which was going to cost them each $100 a year. Husband said he'd rather not go that route but he's running out of ways to communicate with The Ex.
No reply. Two days later, Husband emails and said he was attaching Daughter's basketball schedule, The Ex didn't object in 48 hours so she agreed to the sport, and asked The Ex to please check out the site "2houses.com" since this is at least the third time she's saying she doesn't get his emails (From what I can tell, this is very similar to Our Family Wizard but 2houses offers free accounts in addition to premium/paid accounts.) Husband says if they can agree to using it, he'll send her a stipulation and they can skip court; if not, they'll have to have another hearing about this.
Two and a half hours later:
"[Husband]
I have told you repeatedly I am not getting any of your emails. (Except for the one you're replying to. You seem to have gotten that one.) Are you sending it to this email? (Yup.) You are accusing me of not checking emails or not replying. (Well, which is it? Are you not checking them or are you not replying to them?) How can I either check them or reply when I'm not getting your emails. (Since you're asking a question, this should have been punctuated with a question mark. Additionally, when Husband emails you on the 13th then you're supposed to respond by the 15th, not the 22nd but that's what you did.) If you sent an email like you have stated? (This is not a question.) Then send it again?... (I...never mind, I just can't anymore. My head hurts trying to understand this. When my headache goes away, I will resend ELEVEN EMAILS because you supposedly never got them. Yup. Gonna get riiiiight on that.)
I have texted you when I haven't heard back from one of my emails. (She did this one time, three weeks ago. Husband did, in fact, reply to her email and that was when she started this game of, "I'm not getting your emails.") Why don't you do the same? (Because it's repetitive and there's no reason for it. I have other things to do than email you and text you just to see if you got the email. Things like....oh, I don't know....raising your children?) Would that be so bad? NO it wouldn't. (There's the hostility we've all come to expect. "NO it wouldn't." I just love how she poses a question only to answer it herself.)
I would not say no anyways to [Daughter] playing [sport]. I know she likes playing. (Right, but just last year you said you didn't want to pay for her shoes because you "didn't agree" to Daughter playing.)
I am so tired of all your accusations. (By "accusations," are you referring to the documented fact that you are not following the court order? Because when there is proof of what you are doing, it becomes less of an "accusation" and more of this thing called "reality.") You know it feels like you're playing your games again. (So Husband's attempts to communicate being ignored by you means he's playing games? Um...okay.)
[The Ex]"
One minute later:
"[Husband]
The last email I received from you was 3 weeks ago.
[The Ex]"
Husband replied and told The Ex that he had been sending copies of the same emails to his other email address and they came through without a problem. Husband said he didn't know how she felt he was "playing games" when he has copies of everything he's sent to her, and reminded her that the last time she replied to his email it was nine days after he had sent it and not in 48 hours like she agreed to do. Husband asked her again to let him know about using 2houses for them to communicate. The Ex did not answer this email.
Yesterday, Husband set up an account at 2houses and sent The Ex an email invitation to the site; he then emailed her and said that in the last nine months she has claimed to be locked out of her email, that she's unable to download attachments from her email, and now isn't even receiving emails. Husband gave her a basic outline of 2houses and said he felt this was their best option, since The Ex seems to be having so much trouble with her email (Which is a nice way of saying, "Since you're a pathological liar, this is our last resort.")
Shockingly, The Ex signed up. And immediately following her creation of an account, she unleashed the crazy...
Husband gets an email last Wednesday:
"[Husband]
(I'm not exaggerating, she put this many lines between the greeting and the actual message)
I have not received any emails from you in a long time. (Husband hadn't emailed her for one week. Interesting how she sends an email just to say she hasn't gotten any emails. She's not this efficient in any other aspect of her life, so when she emails just to "check in" I assume she's up to something.) Are you sure you are sending them to this email? (She brings this up because once earlier this year, Husband sent an email to her old address. ONCE.)
I received your Letter (Why is the word "letter" capitalized? Anyone?) yesterday in the mail regarding me not replying to your emails. (Um....Husband mailed that out on October 20th. The court got their copy of the letter in 2 days; The Ex is claiming it took over two weeks for the letter to arrive at her house. I don't know about you guys and your part of the country, but it doesn't take that long for mail delivery here. This isn't Zimbabwe; we don't give a letter to a small child and ask them to run it to her house; we don't use carrier pigeon. We put it in an envelope, drop it off at the post office and they send it to her. And it most certainly does not take two weeks.) You told me the other day you had sent me 3 emails in text. (What she meant was, "You told me by text message that you had sent me three emails." Also, Husband sent her that text message on October 23rd; she's just now addressing it.) I have not received any. (Here we go again...)
For sending you and [Son] (*As for sending) the same text that one time stating to please sign a form for school to allow [Son] to come home with me after his game is because you purposely didn't sign the form the weekend he played in [Other City name]. (Holy run-on sentence... By the way, Husband emailed her about this on October 7th. She's finally replying to it on November 5th. And yes, Husband did not sign a form because you never asked him to sign a form. Husband emailed you, you ignored him.) I only thought, (Why is there a comma here?) that if I sent it to you and him. (Why is this the end of the sentence?) He would remember to bring the form home for you to sign. (Okay, let's play along with this theory. If that was ONLY reason you were texting Son, then why didn't you just send Son a separate text that said, "Make sure you bring that form home for Dad to sign"? Additionally, the first time that you asked Husband to sign the release, there were not any issues. The second time, Husband asked if you wanted it signed; you ignored him and tried calling the coach at almost 4pm in the afternoon to say you wanted to take Son home with you after the game, which is not what Husband told you needed to be done two weeks prior.) He did say he told both you and [my name, spelled wrong] it had to be signed and you both said, "NO" (Well, we certainly didn't shout "NO" at Son. We told Son that his mother was not communicating and we were not going to complete or turn in any paperwork without her authorizing it.)
If there are any emails you have sent me in probably the last few weeks. (Again, this is a sentence fragment. The sentence should not have ended at this point.) Then please send them again. Again. (Again again? What? Also, this is just getting ludicrous. We're supposed to send everything to her twice because she's pretending not to get emails? Does she think that the court will actually side with her on this?) I have not received any for a long time.
[The Ex]"
Husband replied to this and said he had emailed The Ex eleven times in the last month (But supposedly she's not getting them, so we're supposed to resend eleven emails to make sure she got them...? Not happening.), that he hasn't gotten any error messages saying the emails weren't delivered, that he mailed the physical letter out on October 20th and doesn't understand how it took almost two and a half weeks to get to her. Husband also said that if The Ex was just trying to remind Son to bring the form home, there was not any reason to send it to Daughter (Also, can she explain why she texted Daughter and said that Husband "wouldn't do anything unless his life depended on it unless it was something for him"? Was that also to make sure that Son brought the form home? Oh, that's right - she's just putting the kids in the middle. Nice try, though.) Husband said Daughter wanted to be in [sport] this year, addressed an issue that Son's football coach had brought up, and asked The Ex to please figure out what was wrong and why she "wasn't receiving" his emails; Husband said if this continued to be a problem, they'd have to use Our Family Wizard which was going to cost them each $100 a year. Husband said he'd rather not go that route but he's running out of ways to communicate with The Ex.
No reply. Two days later, Husband emails and said he was attaching Daughter's basketball schedule, The Ex didn't object in 48 hours so she agreed to the sport, and asked The Ex to please check out the site "2houses.com" since this is at least the third time she's saying she doesn't get his emails (From what I can tell, this is very similar to Our Family Wizard but 2houses offers free accounts in addition to premium/paid accounts.) Husband says if they can agree to using it, he'll send her a stipulation and they can skip court; if not, they'll have to have another hearing about this.
Two and a half hours later:
"[Husband]
I have told you repeatedly I am not getting any of your emails. (Except for the one you're replying to. You seem to have gotten that one.) Are you sending it to this email? (Yup.) You are accusing me of not checking emails or not replying. (Well, which is it? Are you not checking them or are you not replying to them?) How can I either check them or reply when I'm not getting your emails. (Since you're asking a question, this should have been punctuated with a question mark. Additionally, when Husband emails you on the 13th then you're supposed to respond by the 15th, not the 22nd but that's what you did.) If you sent an email like you have stated? (This is not a question.) Then send it again?... (I...never mind, I just can't anymore. My head hurts trying to understand this. When my headache goes away, I will resend ELEVEN EMAILS because you supposedly never got them. Yup. Gonna get riiiiight on that.)
I have texted you when I haven't heard back from one of my emails. (She did this one time, three weeks ago. Husband did, in fact, reply to her email and that was when she started this game of, "I'm not getting your emails.") Why don't you do the same? (Because it's repetitive and there's no reason for it. I have other things to do than email you and text you just to see if you got the email. Things like....oh, I don't know....raising your children?) Would that be so bad? NO it wouldn't. (There's the hostility we've all come to expect. "NO it wouldn't." I just love how she poses a question only to answer it herself.)
I would not say no anyways to [Daughter] playing [sport]. I know she likes playing. (Right, but just last year you said you didn't want to pay for her shoes because you "didn't agree" to Daughter playing.)
I am so tired of all your accusations. (By "accusations," are you referring to the documented fact that you are not following the court order? Because when there is proof of what you are doing, it becomes less of an "accusation" and more of this thing called "reality.") You know it feels like you're playing your games again. (So Husband's attempts to communicate being ignored by you means he's playing games? Um...okay.)
[The Ex]"
One minute later:
"[Husband]
The last email I received from you was 3 weeks ago.
[The Ex]"
Husband replied and told The Ex that he had been sending copies of the same emails to his other email address and they came through without a problem. Husband said he didn't know how she felt he was "playing games" when he has copies of everything he's sent to her, and reminded her that the last time she replied to his email it was nine days after he had sent it and not in 48 hours like she agreed to do. Husband asked her again to let him know about using 2houses for them to communicate. The Ex did not answer this email.
Yesterday, Husband set up an account at 2houses and sent The Ex an email invitation to the site; he then emailed her and said that in the last nine months she has claimed to be locked out of her email, that she's unable to download attachments from her email, and now isn't even receiving emails. Husband gave her a basic outline of 2houses and said he felt this was their best option, since The Ex seems to be having so much trouble with her email (Which is a nice way of saying, "Since you're a pathological liar, this is our last resort.")
Shockingly, The Ex signed up. And immediately following her creation of an account, she unleashed the crazy...
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