It's All My Husband's Fault

  The Ex had her brother pick up Son on Friday.  He was, once again, half an hour early.  He also texted Son and told him to ask Husband if it was "okay" for him to park in front of our house while he waited. ( It's a public street so you can park there as long as you want to.  Walk yourself up to the door and ask if you think there's going to be a problem, and quit putting the kids in the middle. )   Sunday afternoon, Husband gets a message on 2houses: "Next week Thursday, October 29th, ( Okay...so THIS week, Thursday. ) I pickup [Son]. ( Do you also sedan, coupe, and convertible Son?  Or are you trying to say that you are going to pick up Son, which would be two separate words? ) I was wondering if someone could pick him up at 3:15 at his school, or [my work]? ( A)This has been on the calendar since July 22nd, B)I don't want you at my work, and C)you said you were picking up Son and are now asking if "someone" can pick him up.  Stay focused, ...

  I'm going to type out a timeline so you can really grasp just how stupid this woman is.   September 22nd, 2015   Husband informed The Ex that Daughter had a tournament this Saturday, October 24th.  Husband said that would be The Ex's weekend, and asked if she was going to leave Daughter here all weekend or if she wanted to switch weekends.  This message was never answered.   September 28th, 2015   Husband sends another message reminding The Ex about Daughter's tournament and said she also had another event on Sunday, October 25th.  Husband says that either a)The Ex can pick up both kids on Friday and bring Daughter to all of her events, b)The Ex can pick up only Son on Friday and leave Daughter here, or c)they can switch the weekend of October 24th with the weekend of November 7th.   October 2nd, 2015   The Ex finally replies at 10:30pm and asks if they switch weekends, if she'll "get the next 2 weekends including Hallo...

  Last Saturday, Husband sent a message to The Ex outlining what the weekend placement would be if they switched weekends for Daughter's volleyball tournament toward the end of this month.  On Tuesday, Daughter's coaches announced there would be another tournament this weekend; they told Daughter she didn't have to attend all of the games but they would like her there for at least the first one.  Daughter said that she wanted to go to the game but also wanted to go to her brother's ( The Ex's son with Boyfriend ) birthday party, and said that either The Ex or her dad could pick her up after the first game and they'd still get back in time for the party.  Husband sent The Ex a message and explained all of this, asking her to let him know if she could work something out.   Yesterday, The Ex replied to the newest message at 7:30pm: "I'm very sorry to have to say that if [Daughter] has a game this weekend, she'll have to stay the weekend with you. ( ......

  When Husband sends any type of communication to The Ex, he tries to make it as simple as possible.  If it gets complicated, then The Ex gets confused and in turn, confuses us with her excessive confusion.  The problem is that even when we make it as simple as possible to understand, The Ex still gets confused; then I have things to write about and you all have something new to laugh at.   Husband told The Ex on September 22nd that he should have the order form for Daughter's school pictures within the next day and he would send it to her when he had it.  We got it the morning of September 24th, which was a Thursday; we scanned it and sent it to The Ex that afternoon.  Husband asked her to let him know by Sunday evening at the latest which pictures she would like to order.   Monday morning, the message regarding Daughter's school pictures was still unread.  Husband sent a new message asking her to please let him know that day which pictures s...