2FaceHouseBook
I am about to pee my pants laughing.
Last Friday, Son texted me and asked if we could tell The Ex that he also wanted to go to homecoming; it falls on her weekend and The Ex had previously said it was okay for Daughter to stay here. Husband updated the change request to say that Son also wanted to go and that they could switch this weekend for either October 8th or 15th, and for The Ex to let him know which weekend she preferred.
Having not received a response after four days, Husband deleted the change request, updated the calendar to show that he would have placement this weekend, and messaged The Ex to let her know; he again stated that they could switch for the weekend of October 8th or 15th. The Ex logged in at 7pm and did not read the message.
That same night, we realized there was an issue with the 2houses calendar; it was combining all of the parenting schedules and saying that the kids were at both houses on the same day. Husband tried to make changes but nothing helped, so he deleted all the schedules. Husband then emailed The Ex to let her know what was going on and that he had contacted 2houses about it.
The following morning, 2houses replied saying that they refreshed the calendar and it looked correct to them. Husband verified, re-entered all of the schedules, and sent an email to The Ex saying the problem was fixed and the calendar had been updated. This was the third message he had sent in twelve hours. The Ex logged in just before 4pm, read the very last message saying that the calendar was updated, and ignored the other two.
Yesterday at 12:33pm, The Ex sent a new message:
"You emailed and said you update some information on this 2 houses. (He sent that email over 48 hours ago.) A week or so ago it showed me having the the kids this weekend. (Exactly one week ago, Husband told you that Son wanted to go to homecoming too, so you'd be switching weekends.) Now it shows that you have the kids this weekend. (Yes, like you were told one week ago.) What is going on? (Ummm....) I know [Daughter] wasn't coming bc of Homecoming, but this weekend is highlighted green for your weekend. (Yes. Because I told you last week that both of the kids want to stay.) I need to know asap bc mom and dad r driving to pickup [Son] at 2:30pm. (I thought you said you couldn't ask them to help you anymore because "there not doing so well.")
As per court order, your (*you're) supposed to call me if things change last minute. (That's not what the order says. It says if activities are cancelled, then Husband needs to call because three years ago, you lied about not getting a text message about a cancelled game and had a temper tantrum.) I'll be calling you (Enjoy Husband's voice mail!)"
Four minutes later on 2houses:
"I'm getting a lot of different things on this 2 houses. (Second reference to "this 2 houses.") It's now showing me that [Son] wants to go to Homecoming. (It showed you that two days ago, but nice try.) This 2 houses is all messed up. (Third reference to "this 2 houses.")
Please let the kids know I miss them and Love them and to have fun at Homecoming (Both of the kids have phones. Tell them yourself.)"
At some point, The Ex screenshot Husband's email about the calendar, sent it to him by text, and wrote:
"This is the only 2 houses message I have gotten in a few days"
Six minutes after sending the second message on 2houses, she leaves Husband a voice mail:
"Hey [Husband], it's [The Ex]. I don't know what's going on with this 2houses. It's just now showing me that you had sent messages about [Son] not coming. (This is such a line of crap, it's unbelievable.) He wants to go to homecoming (We told you that, not the other way around. She is so desperate to act like she's in control of anything.) and that I need to have a make-up weekend. I don't know what's going on. (She literally just sent an email saying the kids could stay here and she hoped they'd have fun at homecoming; now she's saying she doesn't know what's going on.) I guess I'm...a little upset because it's last minute. (No, it's not. We told you seven days ago about this, then told you again three days ago. The only reason it's "last minute" is because you didn't check your messages or the schedule.) Mom and Dad are planning a trip that way to [Hometown] and were gonna pick up the kids for me. (Hometown is 45 minutes from our house. Why are your parents taking care of your parental responsibilities?) And it would've been hurtful on their part (What she meant is it would have been "hurtful to them," not "hurtful on their part." But I suppose asking her to make sense is really quite a stretch.) for- they're doing terribly (Then why are they picking up your children?), and driving that way, and then further for [Son] and [Daughter]. (Then get Son and Daughter yourself. There, I solved the problem.) And they're not getting these messages, because I'M not receiving them. (Lies.) And I don't know if it's because I was in it, and it's updating? I don't know! (What the actual hell is she even talking about?) But- I guess- in the future, if....I don't reply, I guess? Or say okay? I don't know what to do! I think it's just ridiculous. If you change a weekend like that, I think you need to- you need to let me know besides a gosh darn email through 2- 2FaceHouseBook thing, ("Gosh darn"? This woman is notorious for saying "Jesus Christ" while not in church; she also used the words "sh*t" and "f*ck" four times each in under two minutes on Christmas Day. And finally, I have no idea what a "2FaceHouseBook thing" is.) because it's not going through. I guess I'm upset because they're- we have this...big party, [event name] today- or, tomorrow. (Ohhhhh, so she's upset that neither Son or Daughter will be able to watch her & Ned's kids while the two of them have a party. Now it's coming together.) You know, I was upset that [Daughter] was missing for the homecoming, and I want her to be a part of all that so I was okay with it. (You literally just said in the same sentence that you were upset and okay with it.) And then, [Son] wasn't going to homecoming. So I was like, 'Okay, that's fine' and- you know, I want the kids to enjoy themselves in school and be a part of all that, and I told [Son] that. And I'm pretty sure that's why he's decided to go to homecoming. (Son hadn't spoken to her for five days when he made the decision. He was out with his friends who probably told him he should go, so he texted me and asked me to tell The Ex that he was staying. But if you feel better by telling yourself that Son wants to go to homecoming because you told him that he should, then you go ahead and live in your little fantasy world.) But...I guess, gas mileage and money and all that.... (If I didn't know better, I'd bet money that she forgets to inhale.) stuff for having someone else, let alone me going. (It's not "let alone you" because you're not the one who was making the trip. I don't understand how she can butcher the English language when that's the only thing she speaks.) It would be appreciated if you could send a text or a phone call (How does a person "send a phone call"?) like it is said in our court order through...our guardian ad litem, so.... (So Husband is supposed to do things that she thinks the court order says, while she doesn't do what the court order actually says. And by the way, the court order is not "through the guardian ad litem." Stop trying to sound intelligent.) I just wanna let you know, I sent you messages through 2houses. (You don't need to call me to say that you emailed me. Unlike you, we do not lie about receiving emails.) And as- after I sent the first one, all the sudden I have two inboxes in Facebook, so... (Twice in one voicemail, she has confused Facebook with 2houses. She is literally this stupid. And I don't know about you but I only have one inbox where I receive multiple emails; I don't know how she got two inboxes on Facebook....or 2FaceHouseBook....or whatever.) I don't know. (This is the sixth time she's said, "I don't know.") The only thing I got is what I sent you on a text message, that you had fixed it...fixed stuff, or- it's fixed or something. (She just finished saying she got all three messages, and then immediately said she only got one message.) I can't remember what all I sent you. (She literally just stated that she can't remember what she did within the last TEN MINUTES.) But...I suppose. Tell the kids I love them and have fun and I wish I could be a part of that. (Again, they have phones; tell them yourself. Better yet, don't tell them anything because you're going to make everything about you when this has nothing to do with you. Just leave them alone, let them have fun and enjoy themselves.)"
To summarize, this voice mail sounded like an awful lot of crap. My assumption is she thought she'd leave this voice mail telling him that he didn't properly notify her but that she wanted the kids to enjoy themselves so that if this gets brought up in court, she'll look like a responsible parent who cares about her children and Husband will look like a jerk. The problem is none of that is true so she starts rambling, loses her train of thought, and then varies between directing all the attention back to herself and blaming Husband for everything that's wrong.
Husband replied and said that he updated the change request the previous week to indicate that Son wanted to go to homecoming and that she had not responded. Husband said he sent two messages on Tuesday stating that the kids would be staying this weekend, that she had logged into the site both Tuesday and Wednesday, and she chose not to read the messages. Husband clarified that the order says he is to call if an activity is canceled; nothing was canceled and he gave her advance notice of the placement change so there's no reason for him to call her. Husband then said that if she had followed the court order about checking her messages on a daily basis and replying within 48 hours, she would have known three days ago what was going on.
Exactly ninety minutes later, The Ex fires back:
"I would have known if I did receive them. (We all know you received them. What we said is that you chose not to read them.) You don't need to act like an ass hole, you and [my name, spelled incorrectly and not capitalized]. ("Asshole" is one word; if you're referring to multiple people, then the plural would be "assholes." Sorry if you think that I'm an asshole because I pointed out your choice to be an inactive parent.) Your (*you're) the one that said 2 houses wasn't working, right. (Wrong. We said the calendar wasn't working. The rest of the site was fine.) I'm trying to tell you today I got notification of 2 messages. (And here we go again...) They were not on here before. (Yes, they were. There was nothing wrong with the messaging feature.) You need to slow the F down ("Slow the F down." I didn't know that we had sped up.) and read what you wrote down before calling anything out on me. (I know exactly what was written - the calendar wasn't working. That's it.) YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. (I love it when she gets caught lying, gets defensive, and starts swearing & yelling. It's just so incredibly entertaining.) Don't bother replying bc all you'll do again is put me down. Just like you always do. (She called us assholes, told Husband to slow the F down, and screamed that he doesn't know anything - but he's always putting her down. I swear she's on drugs....) I'll let you know by Monday which weekend I'm switching (Well, Monday is quite a bit past the 48 hour deadline, now isn't it? And I'm sure she won't message him on Monday. She'll wait until the week she wants to have her make-up weekend and then message him announcing that she or her parents will be there on Friday.)"
Husband replied that the calendar was the only thing not working because the schedules were mixing together; he said everything else on the site worked fine, including the messaging. Husband pointed out that the calendar was fixed on Wednesday morning, she logged in Wednesday afternoon, read the message showing where the kids would be this weekend, didn't ask questions for two days, and then complained that it was last minute. Husband closed by asking her to please stop trying to attack the two of us. ("Trying" is the operative word because as soon as she called us assholes, I started laughing. I'm not even slightly offended.)
So in less than a two hour period, she:
sent Husband three emails
sent Husband a picture message
called Husband at least once
left Husband a voice mail that was over two minutes long
It's really almost heartbreaking how obvious it is that she still isn't over him and keeps trying to wedge herself back into his life.
And just because we are "an ass hole," Husband emailed the 2houses admin regarding The Ex's claim that she didn't get the messages for three days and asked if they had complaints from other users about the same thing. I know what the answer is going to be, but we might as well cover all bases.
Last Friday, Son texted me and asked if we could tell The Ex that he also wanted to go to homecoming; it falls on her weekend and The Ex had previously said it was okay for Daughter to stay here. Husband updated the change request to say that Son also wanted to go and that they could switch this weekend for either October 8th or 15th, and for The Ex to let him know which weekend she preferred.
Having not received a response after four days, Husband deleted the change request, updated the calendar to show that he would have placement this weekend, and messaged The Ex to let her know; he again stated that they could switch for the weekend of October 8th or 15th. The Ex logged in at 7pm and did not read the message.
That same night, we realized there was an issue with the 2houses calendar; it was combining all of the parenting schedules and saying that the kids were at both houses on the same day. Husband tried to make changes but nothing helped, so he deleted all the schedules. Husband then emailed The Ex to let her know what was going on and that he had contacted 2houses about it.
The following morning, 2houses replied saying that they refreshed the calendar and it looked correct to them. Husband verified, re-entered all of the schedules, and sent an email to The Ex saying the problem was fixed and the calendar had been updated. This was the third message he had sent in twelve hours. The Ex logged in just before 4pm, read the very last message saying that the calendar was updated, and ignored the other two.
Yesterday at 12:33pm, The Ex sent a new message:
"You emailed and said you update some information on this 2 houses. (He sent that email over 48 hours ago.) A week or so ago it showed me having the the kids this weekend. (Exactly one week ago, Husband told you that Son wanted to go to homecoming too, so you'd be switching weekends.) Now it shows that you have the kids this weekend. (Yes, like you were told one week ago.) What is going on? (Ummm....) I know [Daughter] wasn't coming bc of Homecoming, but this weekend is highlighted green for your weekend. (Yes. Because I told you last week that both of the kids want to stay.) I need to know asap bc mom and dad r driving to pickup [Son] at 2:30pm. (I thought you said you couldn't ask them to help you anymore because "there not doing so well.")
As per court order, your (*you're) supposed to call me if things change last minute. (That's not what the order says. It says if activities are cancelled, then Husband needs to call because three years ago, you lied about not getting a text message about a cancelled game and had a temper tantrum.) I'll be calling you (Enjoy Husband's voice mail!)"
Four minutes later on 2houses:
"I'm getting a lot of different things on this 2 houses. (Second reference to "this 2 houses.") It's now showing me that [Son] wants to go to Homecoming. (It showed you that two days ago, but nice try.) This 2 houses is all messed up. (Third reference to "this 2 houses.")
Please let the kids know I miss them and Love them and to have fun at Homecoming (Both of the kids have phones. Tell them yourself.)"
At some point, The Ex screenshot Husband's email about the calendar, sent it to him by text, and wrote:
"This is the only 2 houses message I have gotten in a few days"
Six minutes after sending the second message on 2houses, she leaves Husband a voice mail:
"Hey [Husband], it's [The Ex]. I don't know what's going on with this 2houses. It's just now showing me that you had sent messages about [Son] not coming. (This is such a line of crap, it's unbelievable.) He wants to go to homecoming (We told you that, not the other way around. She is so desperate to act like she's in control of anything.) and that I need to have a make-up weekend. I don't know what's going on. (She literally just sent an email saying the kids could stay here and she hoped they'd have fun at homecoming; now she's saying she doesn't know what's going on.) I guess I'm...a little upset because it's last minute. (No, it's not. We told you seven days ago about this, then told you again three days ago. The only reason it's "last minute" is because you didn't check your messages or the schedule.) Mom and Dad are planning a trip that way to [Hometown] and were gonna pick up the kids for me. (Hometown is 45 minutes from our house. Why are your parents taking care of your parental responsibilities?) And it would've been hurtful on their part (What she meant is it would have been "hurtful to them," not "hurtful on their part." But I suppose asking her to make sense is really quite a stretch.) for- they're doing terribly (Then why are they picking up your children?), and driving that way, and then further for [Son] and [Daughter]. (Then get Son and Daughter yourself. There, I solved the problem.) And they're not getting these messages, because I'M not receiving them. (Lies.) And I don't know if it's because I was in it, and it's updating? I don't know! (What the actual hell is she even talking about?) But- I guess- in the future, if....I don't reply, I guess? Or say okay? I don't know what to do! I think it's just ridiculous. If you change a weekend like that, I think you need to- you need to let me know besides a gosh darn email through 2- 2FaceHouseBook thing, ("Gosh darn"? This woman is notorious for saying "Jesus Christ" while not in church; she also used the words "sh*t" and "f*ck" four times each in under two minutes on Christmas Day. And finally, I have no idea what a "2FaceHouseBook thing" is.) because it's not going through. I guess I'm upset because they're- we have this...big party, [event name] today- or, tomorrow. (Ohhhhh, so she's upset that neither Son or Daughter will be able to watch her & Ned's kids while the two of them have a party. Now it's coming together.) You know, I was upset that [Daughter] was missing for the homecoming, and I want her to be a part of all that so I was okay with it. (You literally just said in the same sentence that you were upset and okay with it.) And then, [Son] wasn't going to homecoming. So I was like, 'Okay, that's fine' and- you know, I want the kids to enjoy themselves in school and be a part of all that, and I told [Son] that. And I'm pretty sure that's why he's decided to go to homecoming. (Son hadn't spoken to her for five days when he made the decision. He was out with his friends who probably told him he should go, so he texted me and asked me to tell The Ex that he was staying. But if you feel better by telling yourself that Son wants to go to homecoming because you told him that he should, then you go ahead and live in your little fantasy world.) But...I guess, gas mileage and money and all that.... (If I didn't know better, I'd bet money that she forgets to inhale.) stuff for having someone else, let alone me going. (It's not "let alone you" because you're not the one who was making the trip. I don't understand how she can butcher the English language when that's the only thing she speaks.) It would be appreciated if you could send a text or a phone call (How does a person "send a phone call"?) like it is said in our court order through...our guardian ad litem, so.... (So Husband is supposed to do things that she thinks the court order says, while she doesn't do what the court order actually says. And by the way, the court order is not "through the guardian ad litem." Stop trying to sound intelligent.) I just wanna let you know, I sent you messages through 2houses. (You don't need to call me to say that you emailed me. Unlike you, we do not lie about receiving emails.) And as- after I sent the first one, all the sudden I have two inboxes in Facebook, so... (Twice in one voicemail, she has confused Facebook with 2houses. She is literally this stupid. And I don't know about you but I only have one inbox where I receive multiple emails; I don't know how she got two inboxes on Facebook....or 2FaceHouseBook....or whatever.) I don't know. (This is the sixth time she's said, "I don't know.") The only thing I got is what I sent you on a text message, that you had fixed it...fixed stuff, or- it's fixed or something. (She just finished saying she got all three messages, and then immediately said she only got one message.) I can't remember what all I sent you. (She literally just stated that she can't remember what she did within the last TEN MINUTES.) But...I suppose. Tell the kids I love them and have fun and I wish I could be a part of that. (Again, they have phones; tell them yourself. Better yet, don't tell them anything because you're going to make everything about you when this has nothing to do with you. Just leave them alone, let them have fun and enjoy themselves.)"
To summarize, this voice mail sounded like an awful lot of crap. My assumption is she thought she'd leave this voice mail telling him that he didn't properly notify her but that she wanted the kids to enjoy themselves so that if this gets brought up in court, she'll look like a responsible parent who cares about her children and Husband will look like a jerk. The problem is none of that is true so she starts rambling, loses her train of thought, and then varies between directing all the attention back to herself and blaming Husband for everything that's wrong.
Husband replied and said that he updated the change request the previous week to indicate that Son wanted to go to homecoming and that she had not responded. Husband said he sent two messages on Tuesday stating that the kids would be staying this weekend, that she had logged into the site both Tuesday and Wednesday, and she chose not to read the messages. Husband clarified that the order says he is to call if an activity is canceled; nothing was canceled and he gave her advance notice of the placement change so there's no reason for him to call her. Husband then said that if she had followed the court order about checking her messages on a daily basis and replying within 48 hours, she would have known three days ago what was going on.
Exactly ninety minutes later, The Ex fires back:
"I would have known if I did receive them. (We all know you received them. What we said is that you chose not to read them.) You don't need to act like an ass hole, you and [my name, spelled incorrectly and not capitalized]. ("Asshole" is one word; if you're referring to multiple people, then the plural would be "assholes." Sorry if you think that I'm an asshole because I pointed out your choice to be an inactive parent.) Your (*you're) the one that said 2 houses wasn't working, right. (Wrong. We said the calendar wasn't working. The rest of the site was fine.) I'm trying to tell you today I got notification of 2 messages. (And here we go again...) They were not on here before. (Yes, they were. There was nothing wrong with the messaging feature.) You need to slow the F down ("Slow the F down." I didn't know that we had sped up.) and read what you wrote down before calling anything out on me. (I know exactly what was written - the calendar wasn't working. That's it.) YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. (I love it when she gets caught lying, gets defensive, and starts swearing & yelling. It's just so incredibly entertaining.) Don't bother replying bc all you'll do again is put me down. Just like you always do. (She called us assholes, told Husband to slow the F down, and screamed that he doesn't know anything - but he's always putting her down. I swear she's on drugs....) I'll let you know by Monday which weekend I'm switching (Well, Monday is quite a bit past the 48 hour deadline, now isn't it? And I'm sure she won't message him on Monday. She'll wait until the week she wants to have her make-up weekend and then message him announcing that she or her parents will be there on Friday.)"
Husband replied that the calendar was the only thing not working because the schedules were mixing together; he said everything else on the site worked fine, including the messaging. Husband pointed out that the calendar was fixed on Wednesday morning, she logged in Wednesday afternoon, read the message showing where the kids would be this weekend, didn't ask questions for two days, and then complained that it was last minute. Husband closed by asking her to please stop trying to attack the two of us. ("Trying" is the operative word because as soon as she called us assholes, I started laughing. I'm not even slightly offended.)
So in less than a two hour period, she:
sent Husband three emails
sent Husband a picture message
called Husband at least once
left Husband a voice mail that was over two minutes long
It's really almost heartbreaking how obvious it is that she still isn't over him and keeps trying to wedge herself back into his life.
And just because we are "an ass hole," Husband emailed the 2houses admin regarding The Ex's claim that she didn't get the messages for three days and asked if they had complaints from other users about the same thing. I know what the answer is going to be, but we might as well cover all bases.
Comments
Post a Comment