Wait...what?
Okay, so after The Ex posted pictures of Daughter's underwear online (You can read about it here.), Daughter decided to get some revenge. Daughter laid a pair of The Ex's underwear on the bathroom counter, took a picture, uploaded it to Facebook, and wrote "Pay back is a bitch aye mom😂 Next time put your panties away😂" Daughter also tagged The Ex, two of The Ex's sisters, The Ex's mom and dad, The Ex's cousin, The Ex's aunt and Ned.
The commentary that followed was...just weird.
The Ex: [Daughter first and last name]!!!! I wiped my ass with those and you touched them...eeewww (....why in the actual hell would you wipe your ass with your underwear?! The only thing I can figure is that The Ex was trying to hide her embarrassment so she wrote something that sounded funny without actually thinking about what she was saying.)
The Ex: When you clean your hands get those tire marks out would you (You just told everyone on the internet that you have poop in your underwear. You are sooo cool.)
Daughter: Yeah well ik that gma washed them and u dont wipe ass with undies (Translation: Mom, you are an idiot.)
The Ex: Did they smell good (........I cannot think of a single reason that anyone, anywhere, would SMELL THEIR MOTHER'S UNDERWEAR unless they suffered from a mental defect.)
The Ex: Had to... no toilet paper (You are not in the northern woods; I am quite certain that someone could have brought you something to wipe with to avoid using your underwear.)
Daughter: Yeah well at least i didnt wear my udies on my head
The Ex: WHY!?!? They make a good pinytail (...why? WHY?! I don't know, because maybe they touch your daughter's most private of parts, and don't belong in your hair?!)
The Ex: Ponytail (You know Facebook has an "edit" option, right? You can just go back and fix your own typos; you don't have to keep posting.)
Daughter: Yeah well last night u showed [The Ex's older sister] my undie and pit thrm on your head after i wore them😝😝 (Why is she "showing off" Daughter's underwear?? Why is she using Daughter's underwear like a hair accessory on multiple people?? What is wrong with this family?!)
Daughter: U dirty dirty dog
The Ex's older sister: Hey now don't get me involved
The Ex: Yes... paybacks r a Bitch I'm not finished wearing yours. (EW.) I'll sport them at your basketball game!!!! Just wait...I'll show all your friends (Show them what, that you're insane?!)
The Ex's older sister: I didn't see your panties last night
The Ex: I'll show you later [The Ex's older sister] (Or, you could not do that.)
The Ex's younger sister: Atleast they're a cute pair lmao
The Ex replying to her sister: Right
Daughter: She showed someone
The Ex's younger sister: Well she didn't show me
Daughter: And u cant show her them when im wearing them u nasty ass
The Ex: I gotcha (I don't even know who that's supposed to be directed toward.)
The Ex's younger sister: She can if she pulls ur pants down so be careful (If a 35-year-old woman is pulling down her 15-year-old child's pants, there is something wrong.)
The Ex: No...no undie grundy for u (This is an "undie grundie." I'm sure The Ex thinks it's something else.)
The Ex: You know you like that [Daughter first and last name] (I'm going to venture out on a limb here and say with complete certainty that no, Daughter does not like that.)
Daughter: Umm mom u have a problem i think u need help
Daughter: Like rn too (She might have been kidding but it's too accurate to be funny.)
The Ex: Dont hate me cause I like mine better. (Why would you like someone else's underwear better than your own? Does she think before...never mind.) But yours fit in my hair better. (Hers fit your hair because you can't get hers over your gargantuan ass and thighs. I've honestly tried to figure out how she gets her own on.) Stop being snoty (*snotty. I just love this: she posts Daughter's underwear on Facebook and thinks it's hilarious, but when Daughter does the exact same thing then she is being "snoty.")
Daughter: How am i being snotty u r the one liking undies and it gross pitting them on your head
The Ex: It's my new style!!!! Wait till I show your friends (Well for one, you'd have to know who her friends are. Two, you'd have to spend time here in order to show her friends anything.)
Woman replying to The Ex: An moms have that rite haahaa (Uh...no. No, they don't.)
The Ex: Can't help it [Ned] has good taste (I have no idea how she managed to turn this into anything involving Ned, but I think she's trying to make this sexual and it's grossing me out. Oh, and then she "loved" her own comment.)
The Ex's aunt: Wow, what the heck is going on with them undies
The Ex's aunt: [The Ex's older sister], why do i think you were involved
The Ex: [Daughter first and last name]... I didnt tag 9 people...only you when I posted your undies (With this comment, The Ex reposted the picture of her daughter wearing Daughter's thongs as a hair tie.)
The Ex: Hahahah (With this, The Ex reposted the picture of Daughter's thongs on the kitchen counter.)
Daughter: Wow well they are cute 😉
The Ex's aunt: Lol
Another woman: Crazy
You know, just typing about this has made me exhausted...
The commentary that followed was...just weird.
The Ex: [Daughter first and last name]!!!! I wiped my ass with those and you touched them...eeewww (....why in the actual hell would you wipe your ass with your underwear?! The only thing I can figure is that The Ex was trying to hide her embarrassment so she wrote something that sounded funny without actually thinking about what she was saying.)
The Ex: When you clean your hands get those tire marks out would you (You just told everyone on the internet that you have poop in your underwear. You are sooo cool.)
Daughter: Yeah well ik that gma washed them and u dont wipe ass with undies (Translation: Mom, you are an idiot.)
The Ex: Did they smell good (........I cannot think of a single reason that anyone, anywhere, would SMELL THEIR MOTHER'S UNDERWEAR unless they suffered from a mental defect.)
The Ex: Had to... no toilet paper (You are not in the northern woods; I am quite certain that someone could have brought you something to wipe with to avoid using your underwear.)
Daughter: Yeah well at least i didnt wear my udies on my head
The Ex: WHY!?!? They make a good pinytail (...why? WHY?! I don't know, because maybe they touch your daughter's most private of parts, and don't belong in your hair?!)
The Ex: Ponytail (You know Facebook has an "edit" option, right? You can just go back and fix your own typos; you don't have to keep posting.)
Daughter: Yeah well last night u showed [The Ex's older sister] my undie and pit thrm on your head after i wore them😝😝 (Why is she "showing off" Daughter's underwear?? Why is she using Daughter's underwear like a hair accessory on multiple people?? What is wrong with this family?!)
Daughter: U dirty dirty dog
The Ex's older sister: Hey now don't get me involved
The Ex: Yes... paybacks r a Bitch I'm not finished wearing yours. (EW.) I'll sport them at your basketball game!!!! Just wait...I'll show all your friends (Show them what, that you're insane?!)
The Ex's older sister: I didn't see your panties last night
The Ex: I'll show you later [The Ex's older sister] (Or, you could not do that.)
The Ex's younger sister: Atleast they're a cute pair lmao
The Ex replying to her sister: Right
Daughter: She showed someone
The Ex's younger sister: Well she didn't show me
Daughter: And u cant show her them when im wearing them u nasty ass
The Ex: I gotcha (I don't even know who that's supposed to be directed toward.)
The Ex's younger sister: She can if she pulls ur pants down so be careful (If a 35-year-old woman is pulling down her 15-year-old child's pants, there is something wrong.)
The Ex: No...no undie grundy for u (This is an "undie grundie." I'm sure The Ex thinks it's something else.)
The Ex: You know you like that [Daughter first and last name] (I'm going to venture out on a limb here and say with complete certainty that no, Daughter does not like that.)
Daughter: Umm mom u have a problem i think u need help
Daughter: Like rn too (She might have been kidding but it's too accurate to be funny.)
The Ex: Dont hate me cause I like mine better. (Why would you like someone else's underwear better than your own? Does she think before...never mind.) But yours fit in my hair better. (Hers fit your hair because you can't get hers over your gargantuan ass and thighs. I've honestly tried to figure out how she gets her own on.) Stop being snoty (*snotty. I just love this: she posts Daughter's underwear on Facebook and thinks it's hilarious, but when Daughter does the exact same thing then she is being "snoty.")
Daughter: How am i being snotty u r the one liking undies and it gross pitting them on your head
The Ex: It's my new style!!!! Wait till I show your friends (Well for one, you'd have to know who her friends are. Two, you'd have to spend time here in order to show her friends anything.)
Woman replying to The Ex: An moms have that rite haahaa (Uh...no. No, they don't.)
The Ex: Can't help it [Ned] has good taste (I have no idea how she managed to turn this into anything involving Ned, but I think she's trying to make this sexual and it's grossing me out. Oh, and then she "loved" her own comment.)
The Ex's aunt: Wow, what the heck is going on with them undies
The Ex's aunt: [The Ex's older sister], why do i think you were involved
The Ex: [Daughter first and last name]... I didnt tag 9 people...only you when I posted your undies (With this comment, The Ex reposted the picture of her daughter wearing Daughter's thongs as a hair tie.)
The Ex: Hahahah (With this, The Ex reposted the picture of Daughter's thongs on the kitchen counter.)
Daughter: Wow well they are cute 😉
The Ex's aunt: Lol
Another woman: Crazy
You know, just typing about this has made me exhausted...
This is so nasty. I think this is The Ex’s way of “shaming” Daughter into liking her. The Ex knows that Daughter has not wanted to come over or spend time with her so she’s losing that control to manipulate. This is her way of getting it back. “You don’t wanna be a part of my group? Okay. We’ll just make fun of you until you do what we want to make us stop.”
ReplyDeleteMy mother was a narcissist. She did this to me often growing up. When I didn’t want to do what she wanted (that wasn’t a normal request from a parent to child) she would make fun of me & get my siblings to make fun of me until I did what she asked or whatever it was that would get her to stop.
You nailed it on the head. Son still bends to The Ex's will; Daughter has been her own person for years. The Ex won't embarrass Son the way that she embarrasses Daughter; she's always catered to him because she knows he's easier to manipulate and won't stand up for himself the way that Daughter will.
DeleteI just hope that she can withstand it & doesn't give in. It’s one thing for peers to make fun of her but it’s a completely other thing when it’s your parent being the bully. Of course she has you, when she’s saying to herself “is this how a mom is supposed to be?” she can say “No, because SM isn’t like that.”
ReplyDeleteI think Son will wise up. The Ex acts like a needy ex-girlfriend who doesn’t know when it’s over & let it go with him & that’s just..I don’t even know what. I feel for his future wife. I really do.