I'm bored and she's gross.
The Ex uploaded this picture to Facebook this afternoon:
She took a selfie with some friends and was laughing. I covered her face just to keep stride with the anonymity of this blog, but it's not any better without the sticker.
So yeah, that right there is the woman who told Husband almost thirteen years ago that she was going to lose a bunch of weight and he would regret not coming back to her; I think it goes without saying that neither of those things happened.
She took a selfie with some friends and was laughing. I covered her face just to keep stride with the anonymity of this blog, but it's not any better without the sticker.
So yeah, that right there is the woman who told Husband almost thirteen years ago that she was going to lose a bunch of weight and he would regret not coming back to her; I think it goes without saying that neither of those things happened.
Okay, wait. Hold on. I can’t. All these years I’ve been picturing The Ex as someone who does very hard drugs. Skinny, pale, sores, the whole nine yards. That’s how I’ve rationalized in my head how she gets all these men, because well. You see how this is going..right? THIS THOUGH. THIS?! No. This can’t be.
ReplyDeleteOh honey, it be!
DeleteTo be fair, it's not the most flattering picture of her - she can be halfway decent - but fairness flew out the window because I'm not the one who put it on the internet and then tagged myself in it.