Science doesn't make sense to her.
I forgot to tell you guys about The Ex's son. She posted two pictures on Facebook, one of him sitting on an exam table with no shirt on (I don't know how or why, but whatever.) and one of a tiny rock on a towel. She wrote:
"At Urgent Care with my little man [name]. His side of his jaw has been hurting him and last night he was complaining of his ear hurting. The doctor couldn't see inside his ear, so they flushed it out with water. Guess what came out???? A little rock??? (Sooo....a little rock is what came out, or she's not sure?)
Remember [Son first & last name] your incident with your nose and pencil eraser when you were [The Ex's son]s age???? What boys do...(I know plenty of kids that put stuff into their ears and nose. It's not just boys and it's usually not when they're six years old.) no wonder my hair is turning white.(Um, because of age and genetics.)"
That in and of itself is relatively boring, until The Ex replied to a comment. One of her friends made a joke about being able to ask The Ex's son if he had rocks for brains and now he could say yes; they said they were glad he was okay and hoped he had learned not to put things into his ears. The Ex's reply was just epic:
"He said a kid at school was throwing rocks on the playground. Sending it to school with a note about this."
I keep telling myself that she just. Can't. Be. This. Stupid. She honestly thinks that some kid throwing rocks at random resulted in a stone lodging itself so far in her child's ear canal that the doctor couldn't see it. Anyone with half a brain would know that the sheer physics of that is next to impossible, but not The Ex. Oh, no. She is going to send the rock to school with a note, because she thinks that's how this happened. It wouldn't make sense that her kid just shoved a rock into his own ear and most likely jammed it in even further while he was trying to get it out. No, no, no. Someone else is to blame.
Oh well, at least it's not Husband's fault this time.
"At Urgent Care with my little man [name]. His side of his jaw has been hurting him and last night he was complaining of his ear hurting. The doctor couldn't see inside his ear, so they flushed it out with water. Guess what came out???? A little rock??? (Sooo....a little rock is what came out, or she's not sure?)
Remember [Son first & last name] your incident with your nose and pencil eraser when you were [The Ex's son]s age???? What boys do...(I know plenty of kids that put stuff into their ears and nose. It's not just boys and it's usually not when they're six years old.) no wonder my hair is turning white.(Um, because of age and genetics.)"
That in and of itself is relatively boring, until The Ex replied to a comment. One of her friends made a joke about being able to ask The Ex's son if he had rocks for brains and now he could say yes; they said they were glad he was okay and hoped he had learned not to put things into his ears. The Ex's reply was just epic:
"He said a kid at school was throwing rocks on the playground. Sending it to school with a note about this."
I keep telling myself that she just. Can't. Be. This. Stupid. She honestly thinks that some kid throwing rocks at random resulted in a stone lodging itself so far in her child's ear canal that the doctor couldn't see it. Anyone with half a brain would know that the sheer physics of that is next to impossible, but not The Ex. Oh, no. She is going to send the rock to school with a note, because she thinks that's how this happened. It wouldn't make sense that her kid just shoved a rock into his own ear and most likely jammed it in even further while he was trying to get it out. No, no, no. Someone else is to blame.
Oh well, at least it's not Husband's fault this time.
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