Oh my goodness' sake.
Daughter told me last night that The Ex's daughter rides the bus with Lucifer, Ned's son. The Ex's daughter claims that Lucifer says terrible things while they're on the bus together, and that she writes them down on her tablet. Daughter said that her account is linked to the tablet, so she can see all of the things that are written down. Since I have access to Daughter's account, I decided to look at these. In chronological order, these are the things that The Ex's daughter has in her Google Docs: "[Lucifer] said he is the BOES ( I think this is supposed to be "boss." The "E" is close enough to the "S" on the keyboard, so we'll call it a typo. ) BY [The Ex's daughter's first, middle, and last name] on the BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can't BEALEVE it." "[Lucifer] is well might KILL his dada when he is on a honeymoon. He said on the bus. can't bealeve it. BY [The Ex's daughter...