Oh my goodness' sake.
Daughter told me last night that The Ex's daughter rides the bus with Lucifer, Ned's son. The Ex's daughter claims that Lucifer says terrible things while they're on the bus together, and that she writes them down on her tablet. Daughter said that her account is linked to the tablet, so she can see all of the things that are written down. Since I have access to Daughter's account, I decided to look at these.
In chronological order, these are the things that The Ex's daughter has in her Google Docs:
"[Lucifer] said he is the BOES (I think this is supposed to be "boss." The "E" is close enough to the "S" on the keyboard, so we'll call it a typo.) BY [The Ex's daughter's first, middle, and last name] on the BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can't BEALEVE it."
"[Lucifer] is well might KILL his dada when he is on a honeymoon. He said on the bus. can't bealeve it. BY [The Ex's daughter's first, middle and last name]"
"[Lucifer] is going to kill his dad when his dad is on a honeymoon.On the bus. By [The Ex's daughter]. What the FUCK." (She can't spell "believe," but nails "fuck" with absolute perfection. She's nine, by the way.)
"[Lucifer] is goingto pull a toth out. and he said it hurts ya right."
"[Lucifer] is going to bild a kastel and sware in it"
"[Lucifer] is going to kill me ."
"[Lucifer] is going to kill everybody except his Mom's faimly"
"YOU GUYS ARE STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Bluey is a person hu (This is supposed to be "who.") is ALYES SAD. (I think this is supposed to be "always." Again, she can spell curse words correctly but not standard English.) Bluey is like that. Bluey"
"my name is [first name], my middle name is [middle name], and my last name is [last name].
The secret that I do not tell is that I am ###!!!!!!!!!!"
Daughter said that The Ex's daughter writes all of these things down because Lucifer says he is going to spy on Ned. I guess she missed the irony in the fact that her sister is now doing the "spying."
In chronological order, these are the things that The Ex's daughter has in her Google Docs:
"[Lucifer] said he is the BOES (I think this is supposed to be "boss." The "E" is close enough to the "S" on the keyboard, so we'll call it a typo.) BY [The Ex's daughter's first, middle, and last name] on the BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can't BEALEVE it."
"[Lucifer] is well might KILL his dada when he is on a honeymoon. He said on the bus. can't bealeve it. BY [The Ex's daughter's first, middle and last name]"
"[Lucifer] is going to kill his dad when his dad is on a honeymoon.On the bus. By [The Ex's daughter]. What the FUCK." (She can't spell "believe," but nails "fuck" with absolute perfection. She's nine, by the way.)
"[Lucifer] is goingto pull a toth out. and he said it hurts ya right."
"[Lucifer] is going to bild a kastel and sware in it"
"[Lucifer] is going to kill me ."
"[Lucifer] is going to kill everybody except his Mom's faimly"
"YOU GUYS ARE STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Bluey is a person hu (This is supposed to be "who.") is ALYES SAD. (I think this is supposed to be "always." Again, she can spell curse words correctly but not standard English.) Bluey is like that. Bluey"
"my name is [first name], my middle name is [middle name], and my last name is [last name].
The secret that I do not tell is that I am ###!!!!!!!!!!"
Daughter said that The Ex's daughter writes all of these things down because Lucifer says he is going to spy on Ned. I guess she missed the irony in the fact that her sister is now doing the "spying."
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