I love forcing her to be an adult 😂
Daughter has a volleyball tournament this weekend. The tournament is about 30-40 minutes from The Ex's house; since it's her weekend, she's going to pick Daughter up from the tournament. Since the team rode a bus to the tournament and will be riding it back home, The Ex needs to sign a form indicating that she will be transporting Daughter after the tournament and that she waives any liability against Daughter's school for transportation.
Daughter texted me at 6:16am:
"I forgot the form in the car. Will you write one up or something and email it to me. So I can email it to mom"
Okay, so I have two things to say about this. The first is: if I can write up a release form and the coach would accept that, can't The Ex write one up herself? The answer is that she's too lazy and/or stupid to do it. The second is: why would I have to email this to Daughter and have her forward it to The Ex, instead of just emailing it directly to The Ex? The answer is that if Daughter sends it to The Ex, then The Ex can continue to ignore Husband's messages on 2houses.
I told Daughter I thought I had some extra copies of the release form at work and if I didn't, I'd go to the school to get one so that Husband could send it to The Ex. Daughter said there was a copy in my car, which I found. I scanned it and uploaded it; Husband sent it to The Ex on his break.
At 6:20pm, Daughter texted me again asking if we had sent the slip or if The Ex should just write one. I logged into 2houses using my account, screenshot the message, and texted it to Daughter saying that Husband had sent it on his lunch break.
That was enough to prompt The Ex to finally log into 2houses for the first time in 29 days. In the time that she hadn't logged in, Husband had: sent an email about the volleyball schedule, updated the calendar, sent an email with the updated balance for the kids' medical bills, sent an email about homecoming, sent an email about switching weekends, and sent the release form to her. The second-to-last one was what she chose to reply to.
Back on August 14th, Husband had sent an email saying that Daughter wanted to stay here on the weekend of September 6th; he offered to switch for the weekend of September 27th or a different weekend if that would work better for The Ex instead. A week after this email was sent(And ignored.), Husband sent another email saying that we learned Daughter had a volleyball game on September 7th and a tournament on the 28th; Husband asked if The Ex would like to just leave the schedule as is and pick up Daughter after her game on the 7th.
Twenty minutes after Daughter was told that The Ex was already sent the form, The Ex replies to Husband's email about the weekend of September 6th:
"I have an all day event on the 7th for the bank. (Okay, great. I mean, I could not care any less about this. But good for you, or whatever...?) [Daughter] can stay with you. (...oh. I wasn't expecting that, but...okay, sure.) You owe me so many weekends from so many years... Why not add another one you'll forget about. (Wait...what the everloving hell just happened here??)"
We read it, started laughing. Just to make sure we're all understanding:
Daughter wants to do something here on The Ex's weekend.
Husband offered to switch weekends so The Ex wouldn't lose time with Daughter.
Husband informed The Ex of a scheduling conflict and asked what she'd like to do.
The Ex is choosing not to exercise her placement weekend whatsoever.
The Ex then accused Husband of owing her multiple weekends and claimed he forgets about them.
She is simply crazy.
Daughter texted me at 6:16am:
"I forgot the form in the car. Will you write one up or something and email it to me. So I can email it to mom"
Okay, so I have two things to say about this. The first is: if I can write up a release form and the coach would accept that, can't The Ex write one up herself? The answer is that she's too lazy and/or stupid to do it. The second is: why would I have to email this to Daughter and have her forward it to The Ex, instead of just emailing it directly to The Ex? The answer is that if Daughter sends it to The Ex, then The Ex can continue to ignore Husband's messages on 2houses.
I told Daughter I thought I had some extra copies of the release form at work and if I didn't, I'd go to the school to get one so that Husband could send it to The Ex. Daughter said there was a copy in my car, which I found. I scanned it and uploaded it; Husband sent it to The Ex on his break.
At 6:20pm, Daughter texted me again asking if we had sent the slip or if The Ex should just write one. I logged into 2houses using my account, screenshot the message, and texted it to Daughter saying that Husband had sent it on his lunch break.
That was enough to prompt The Ex to finally log into 2houses for the first time in 29 days. In the time that she hadn't logged in, Husband had: sent an email about the volleyball schedule, updated the calendar, sent an email with the updated balance for the kids' medical bills, sent an email about homecoming, sent an email about switching weekends, and sent the release form to her. The second-to-last one was what she chose to reply to.
Back on August 14th, Husband had sent an email saying that Daughter wanted to stay here on the weekend of September 6th; he offered to switch for the weekend of September 27th or a different weekend if that would work better for The Ex instead. A week after this email was sent(And ignored.), Husband sent another email saying that we learned Daughter had a volleyball game on September 7th and a tournament on the 28th; Husband asked if The Ex would like to just leave the schedule as is and pick up Daughter after her game on the 7th.
Twenty minutes after Daughter was told that The Ex was already sent the form, The Ex replies to Husband's email about the weekend of September 6th:
"I have an all day event on the 7th for the bank. (Okay, great. I mean, I could not care any less about this. But good for you, or whatever...?) [Daughter] can stay with you. (...oh. I wasn't expecting that, but...okay, sure.) You owe me so many weekends from so many years... Why not add another one you'll forget about. (Wait...what the everloving hell just happened here??)"
We read it, started laughing. Just to make sure we're all understanding:
Daughter wants to do something here on The Ex's weekend.
Husband offered to switch weekends so The Ex wouldn't lose time with Daughter.
Husband informed The Ex of a scheduling conflict and asked what she'd like to do.
The Ex is choosing not to exercise her placement weekend whatsoever.
The Ex then accused Husband of owing her multiple weekends and claimed he forgets about them.
She is simply crazy.
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