I just love her stupid.

  The Ex has been posting stuff to Facebook lately that is keeping me so completely entertained.  We'll start with a post she shared yesterday; it asked how many women could honestly say that they loved a man for who he was and not just for what he had.  When she shared this, The Ex commented:
"When I met [Ned first & last name], he seriously had nothing... (When she met Ned he owned his own house, his own car, and even his own sailboat.  I honestly fail to see how this translates to "seriously having nothing.") his ex even took the locks to the doors, sink plugs, toilet roll holder. (I wonder what The Ex took when she left Boyfriend.  Also, I'm sure they were going to change the locks anyway so why is it a problem that she took them with her?) She's a mad person!!! (Ned's ex took minimal items that would inconvenience him when he moved back into his house.  After their divorce, The Ex gave Husband a garbage bag filled with some of his belongings, and very maturely also threw in a bunch of dildos/vibrators.  Yet according to The Ex, Ned's ex is "a mad person."  Okay then.)
LOOK AT HIM NOW❤ (Yeah, just look at Ned now!  Stuck in a loveless marriage, alienated from his son, investigated for child abuse because of things that his current wife did to his child which he allowed to happen...LOOK AT HIM NOW, YOU GUYS.)"

  That one is funny, but we've got more.  Girlfriend had posted a bunch of pictures of the baby turning 6 months old.  Under one of the pictures The Ex commented, "[The Ex's maiden name] checks💝" (This statement is incredibly stupid for a number of reasons.  The first is that the baby looks like both Son and Girlfriend but favors Son; Son looks exactly like Husband which means that baby looks like Husband, and all three of them have Husband's last name, not The Ex's maiden name.  The second is that everyone in The Ex's family is obese which is the only reason that there might be any resemblance between them and a chubby baby; it's certainly not hereditary.  And finally, *cheeks.)  In another picture, it looks like the baby is winking at the camera.  The Ex commented, "He's a winker💖 He's going to have girls dropping like flies!!!! LOVE HIM💖💖" (Uh..."dropping like flies" means "to faint, sicken, collapse, or die in great numbers."  She truly is one of the most stupid people I've ever met in my life.)

  And finally, my favorite one of all.  Let's jump back to when The Ex had left Boyfriend and kept sharing all her "empowerment" posts about being strong and getting her life back together and blah blah blah.  There's one in particular that I want to reference, which is a post that she shared one day after leaving Boyfriend.  That post read:
"No one can go back and make a brand new start, however anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending."

The Ex shared that post almost 4 1/2 years ago and wrote:
"To my new beginning" (I remember this post because I couldn't stop laughing at her own contradiction by sharing a post saying you can't have a new beginning and then saying it was to her new beginning, which she just posted that she couldn't have.)
  Now this past Monday night, The Ex shared a post that read:
"'Quote of the week:  You can't go back and change the beginning but you can start where you are & change the ending.' - C.S. Lewis"
This time when she shared it, The Ex wrote:
"If only this could work..." (Soooo...4 1/2 years ago, you were ready for your "new beginning" and now, it doesn't work...???)

  After sharing this quote and saying "if only this could work,"  Ned's grandma left a comment saying, "This works but you have to WORK at it❤" (I mean, she's not wrong.  Lots of things could be very different for a lot of people but they don't want to put in the time and effort.)  Five hours later, The Ex read this comment and replied, "It works both ways" (So not only are The Ex and Ned's mom on bad terms, now she's fighting with his grandmother as well.  Ned's grandma was correct that change can happen but you have to make the effort; The Ex took it as a personal attack and snapped back that she's not the only one who has to make an effort, which was never implied in the first place.)