Keep it in the family.

  I don't think I ever told you guys this...

  Long after they had gotten married and had kids, Husband found out that in the past, The Ex had sex with her cousin.

  Her first cousin.

  More than one time.

  This same cousin is currently serving a prison sentence for murder because he shot his girlfriend in the face.





  I completely wish I was kidding.

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  1. AnonymousSeptember 1, 2018 at 10:40 PM

    Oh gag, so hurl worthy.

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  2. LaurenSeptember 12, 2018 at 7:14 AM

    Why did I see this coming? I can’t. I just can’t with this woman.

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